jakarta the 1st of september 2006.

two old ladies were outside their nursing home, having a smoke, when it started to rain. one of the ladies pulled out a condom, cut off the end and put it over her cigarette, and continued smoking.

lady 1 : what's that ?

lady 2 : a condom, this way my cigarette doesn't get wet.

lady 1 : where did you get it ?

lady 2 : you can get them at any drugstore.

the next day, lady 1 hobbles herself into the local drugstore and announces to the pharmacist that she wants a box of condoms.

the guy, obviously embarrassed, looks at her kind of strangely she is, after all, over 80 years age, but very delicately what brands she prefers.

lady 1 : doesn't matter son, as long as it fits a Camel.

the pharmacist fainted.

08:05 pm local time, thanks to one of my friend's ie: BigR - UK... have a pleasant evening .. love you all