14 september 2006 17:30:05 my time

A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose, still heavily sedated from a difficult four hour, surgical procedure. A young student nurse appears to give him a partial sponge bath.

Nurse, " he mumbles, from behind the mask. " Are my testicle black? "

Embarrased, the young nurse replies " I don't know, Sir. I'm only here to wash your upper body and feet ".

He struggles to ask again, " Nurse, are my testicle black? "

Concerend that he may elevate his vital from worry about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassement and she sheepishly pulls back the covers.

She raises his gown, hold his penis in one hand and his testicles in the other, lifting and moving them around.

Then, she stake a close look and says, " There's nothing wrong with them, Sir !! "

The man pulls of his oxygen mask, smiles at her and says very slowly,

" Thank you very much. That was wonderful, but listen very, very closely.....

Are - my - test - results - back ? "

" luv ya all .. have a great late afternoon " :-) ungkhe

jakarta the 1st of september 2006.

two old ladies were outside their nursing home, having a smoke, when it started to rain. one of the ladies pulled out a condom, cut off the end and put it over her cigarette, and continued smoking.

lady 1 : what's that ?

lady 2 : a condom, this way my cigarette doesn't get wet.

lady 1 : where did you get it ?

lady 2 : you can get them at any drugstore.

the next day, lady 1 hobbles herself into the local drugstore and announces to the pharmacist that she wants a box of condoms.

the guy, obviously embarrassed, looks at her kind of strangely she is, after all, over 80 years age, but very delicately what brands she prefers.

lady 1 : doesn't matter son, as long as it fits a Camel.

the pharmacist fainted.

08:05 pm local time, thanks to one of my friend's ie: BigR - UK... have a pleasant evening .. love you all